starllex: shanami: starllex: I’m hungry. Hello hungry.
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck LY!!!
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
swagchat: when the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder
easycome-easy-go-songs: Macklemore & Ryan...
mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
wxng: Reasons to Date Me: No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny. That’s all i have